February 2011
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
When people ask you why you're single
January 2011
The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
And you’re just like WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
My typical day
when my alarm goes off
I get to school and see my buddies.
Then i look around and realize that i hate everyone.
Next I go to class.
During class, listening to teachers i think:
Walking behind slow people in the hall
Then I finally get to go home.
Get home, then remember I have homework
Just say ‘fuck it’ and get on tumblr. Repeat.
On Valentine's Day:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
When you send a text to the wrong person...
When you can hear the song in your head, but you...
Watch
just click play
A life with Facebook sluts: .
chericheru-gasm:
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
Seriously,
WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS?
AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE:
THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE:
When I tell my friend somebody's cute
They point at the person and speak so loud!
and I’m just like NIGGA SHHHHHHH!
When my crush sits next to me
fearno-evil:
Outside:
Inside:
lmfao
When your with your friends and a hot guy walks by
When your period's late but you've never had sex
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY”
That awkward moment when you can't find your...
Taking a picture with my friend...
She ends up looking like…
And I look like…
And she’s the one saying…
”OMG! I LOOK TERRIBLE! DELETE IT!”
And I’m like…
When you notice that someone cute is checking you...
Homework on the weekends,
arlynnadamos:
Friday Afternoon: No worries, I have two more days to do it.
Saturday Morning: Hm, maybe I should at least start on it. NAH! I have time.
Sunday Morning: I should seriously start on my homework.
Sunday Afternoon: /procrastinates more
Sunday Night: OH MY DAMN, IT’S DUE TOMORROW.
And then there’s the sad conclusion if you didn’t finish:
Monday Morning: ”Class, please...
T.U.M.B.L.R
thisnigguhjordan:
The best site in the
Universe, it helps
Make life more easy
Because i can post about
Life and all the bullshit along w/ it
Reblog if you agree
Isn't it sad when you get hurt so much, you can...
Rule #1: Never get too attached.
danqerousbeauty:
ii screwed this rule up already… -____-
That awkward moment when you see your ex ..
bchantal16:
& he’s like
& your like
when you REALLY just wanna be like
When I See My Ex . #DEAD
puregoldnessxo:
lmaooo itsdezziepow:
I’m all like
He’s like
Then he walks off and I’m like
I see him and his new girlfriend and I’m like
Then he tries to start a conversation with me in front of her I’m like
In my head I’m like
She walks off then he walks off with her and she turns around be like
Then I’m just sitting there like
gomasturbatewithachainsaw:
My period.
When I first get it, I’m like.
Then I become depressed and I’m like.
And all I wanna do is.
If someone tries talking to me, I’m all like.
And the entire time, I’m like why me.
And once it’s over, I’m all like.
Happy Birthday Aaliyah R.I.P BabyGirl
Best Story I heard today.
One of my friends told us about an interesting time in church.
“So we were in church, and everyone was catching the Holy ghost.”
“Then the pastor ran up to my sister and was like, ‘Can you feel it!?’”
“And my sister was like, “Yes!….YES I FEEL IT!”
“Then the pastor was like, ‘That’s right young people FEEL IT!’”
“Then my sister was like…”
“Then the whole church looked back...
Sometimes I look at my old crushes and think, why...
I can't believe I liked you.
